wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
