I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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