Nicole vs. Life
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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