just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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