C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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