what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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