South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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