Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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