You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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