Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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