D3 body, D1 cock
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
vagina is talking i cant
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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