But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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