got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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