Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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