I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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