I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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