I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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