This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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