I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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