Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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