Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
