is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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