There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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