I'm lost and stupid without you.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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