We need to start having sex underwater more often.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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