I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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