I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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