What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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