Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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