I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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