U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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