why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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