8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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