i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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