And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
When did angry sex become our thing?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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