you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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