Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
honey bunches of taint.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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