You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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