the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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