Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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