Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
