just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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