i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
the raccoons are back...
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