ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We just shotgunned beers for America
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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