I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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