Tell her she can't have a vagina
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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