You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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