idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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