i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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