True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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