I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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