How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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