i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Come on in and take your pants off
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