he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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